Finally, some ammo...

[CIGARHead]

Yes we've all been there.

"Honey you never pay attention to me..why dont you listen! Are you off on some other planet??"

Well fellas, some ammo:

Men do have trouble hearing women, scientists find

Sat Aug 6, 7:29 PM ET

Men who are accused of never listening by women now have an excuse -- women's voices are more difficult for men to listen to than other men's, a report said.

The Daily Mail, quoting findings published in the specialist magazine NeuroImage, said researchers at Sheffield university in northern England discovered startling differences in the way the brain responds to male and female sounds.

Men deciphered female voices using the auditory part of the brain that processes music, while male voices engaged a simpler mechanism, it said.

The Mail quoted researcher Michael Hunter as saying, "The female voice is actually more complex than the male voice, due to differences in the size and shape of the vocal cords and larynx between men and women, and also due to women having greater natural 'melody' in their voices.

"This causes a more complex range of sound frequencies than in a male voice."

The findings may help explain why people suffering hallucinations usually hear male voices, the report added, as the brain may find it much harder to conjure up a false female voice accurately than a false male voice.

Now we've got it made in the shade:cool:

...What's that honey?

[ALB]

That just may be the best study to come out of the UK.

Somebody knight the man who brought this to light!!

[habanohal]

Try telling your wife that and it will be no lovin at night for weeks!!!

[El Presidente]

Magnificent study to be followed up with further studies concluding:

"Study proves Women physically unable to hang up phone"

"Study proves gifting Jewellery improves sex life 100%"

"Study proves husband Brownie Points have 10 day shelf life!"

:-D

[Maverick]

» Magnificent study to be followed up with further studies concluding:

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» "Study proves Women physically unable to hang up phone"

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» "Study proves gifting Jewellery improves sex life 100%"

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» "Study proves husband Brownie Points have 10 day shelf life!"

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» :-D

Jewellery to sex life ratio reduces significantly after the initial day.

2 Units of Jewellery = 10 Brownie points.

1 Night drinking with mates = 20 Points Required

1 Box of cigars = 10 Units of Jewellery + 2 units of 'Discussions about feelings' + 1 Unit of 'long romantic walks on the beach' or 1 Unit of Marriage.

Ross...