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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with

a fly swatter.

What are you doing ? she asked.

Hunting flies, he responded.

Oh, says she. Kill any?

Yes - three males, two females.

How can you tell? she exclaimed.

Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone.

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