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**** Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he

replies,

"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin,

"How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're

starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for a year! ''

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and

whispers...

"It's pronounced 'quiche'."

:-P

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