Me and the Pope....

[rumrogue]

........have just been catching up on "Neighbours: the missing episodes", sharing an Upmann Magnum 46, a glass of 15 year old Plantation rum and generally chilling.Neat.

For those who may be interested the Boss is wearing a new lederhosen outfit presented to him by the Austrian Womens Herfing Society last week.

Looks very fetching but his arse slides off the sofa every few minutes. A little anoying when watching Neighbours but what can you say, he is the Boss.

"Oy, Pope! You Austrian bastid. Stand up or piss off" doesn't go down too well around here.

The 46 is a cracker. Reminds me of Gina Lolabrigida's ******, still, on second thoughts, better not go there.

I'm not too keen on sharing my sticks but he's tight and refuses to buy his own. Consequently we go through a box of tissues during our weekly sessions as he gobs all over the smoke. It's his age. Hasn't quite got to the dribbling stage yet but it can't be far off.

Still, musn't complain. Gets me off me knees for a bit & I do enjoy Neighbours.

Anyway, now you know what really causes the smoke.

[El Presidente]

I didn't understand a word you wrote but I am shocked anyway. I seriously look forward to getting together