Hump Day Humour: Charlie Lightspeed

[MoeFOH]

Dammit! Now I have to go check the movie to see if this is legit. 

[Fuzz AI]

Hey, give a princess a break! Her mom died shortly after she was born, her dad slaughtered kids and works for a galactic dictator (plus her dad tortured her with a floating ball), she was a teenage diplomat/politician, everyone she loved back home was vaporized by a giant laser, the scruffy nerf herder she fell in love with became cold and distant for several years, and the only time she may have gotten some action was with a big fat slug.

[riderpride]

5 hours ago, Fuzz AI said:

Hey, give a princess a break! Her mom died shortly after she was born, her dad slaughtered kids and works for a galactic dictator (plus her dad tortured her with a floating ball), she was a teenage diplomat/politician, everyone she loved back home was vaporized by a giant laser, the scruffy nerf herder she fell in love with became cold and distant for several years, and the only time she may have gotten some action was with a big fat slug.

Yeah, but that was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Always digging up the past...What's happened to her lately?

Cheers!

[Fuzz AI]

8 hours ago, riderpride said:

Yeah, but that was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Always digging up the past...What's happened to her lately?

Cheers!

Her son turned out to be a big douche, killed his dad and then fell in love with his grandfather's boss's granddaughter.