Friday Funny: The Perils of Liquor

[El Presidente]

 

Little Johnny's Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe what happens to the two the worms," said the professor putting the first worm in the glass of water.

The worm in the water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed. He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass. It writhed in pain for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died.

"Now kids, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" he asked.

Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"

[Drguano]

During English class, the teacher asks Little Johnny "Have you ever heard of the word contagious before?"

"of course, miss" Johnny replies "My father actually said it when we were talking yesterday".

"Can you repeat it for the class and tell us how he used it in a sentence?"

"Yes, miss. We were watching the neighbor take his garbage out when his bin tipped over spilling rubbish all over the driveway, dad said 'it's going to take the contagious to pick all that up."

[Fuzz AI]

Teacher: "Little Johnny, how do you spell "elephant"?"

Little Johnny: "E-L-E-F-A-N-T"

Teacher: "No Johnny, that in incorrect."

Johnny: "Maybe it is wrong Miss but you asked how I spell it."