The Origin of Gender - Version 2,460,023

[Drguano]

From David Sedaris’ new essay:

So God tells Adam, I’m going to make you a wife, a helpmate, the most beautiful woman who ever lived. She’ll be fantastic in bed, uncomplaining, and ready to carry out your every desire. The thing is, it’ll cost you. 
How much? Adam asks. 
An eye, an elbow, a collarbone and your left ball. 
Adam thinks for a minute, and then asks, What can I get for a rib?

[pgwdaddy]

...and that, kids, is why they say "When you buy cheap, you buy twice...at least."