Friday Funny. The Chicken in the bar

[El Presidente]

[Drguano]

That was the last straw...

[Islandboy]

Why are chickens in cartoons always named either Vera or Gertrude?

[Drguano]

  On 12/8/2018 at 1:08 AM, Islandboy said:

Why are chickens in cartoons always named either Vera or Gertrude?

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Because they are plucky? What did the man say when asked why he hired a hen as his undertaker?

[Islandboy]

  On 12/8/2018 at 1:25 AM, Drguano said:

Because they are plucky? What did the man say when asked why he hired a hen as his undertaker?

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Dunno....

[Drguano]

  On 12/8/2018 at 1:40 AM, Islandboy said:

Dunno....

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Chicks dig me...

[Islandboy]

Gotta love poultry punchlines.

[Fuzz]

  On 12/8/2018 at 3:35 AM, Drguano said:

Chicks dig me...

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That's just fowl.

[PigFish]

... this is a chickensh*t thread!

[PigFish]

  On 12/8/2018 at 3:35 AM, Drguano said:

Chicks dig me...

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... in life he was a real cock!

[Drguano]

I heard he was nothing to crow about...

[Fuzz]

  On 12/8/2018 at 4:07 AM, PigFish said:

... in life he was a real cock!

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Stop your squawking, just because he ruffled your feathers.

[PigFish]

... looks like a wing and prayer did not help him!

 

[SirVantes]

I was caught in a fight in a hay bar once. Wasn’t hurt bad though...just grazed. 

A buddy of mine owns a hay bar and does very well. Every night, he’s raking it. 

I had planned to go there last weekend with another buddy.  But at the last minute he baled. 

[guideright]

Vera’s probably not all that bright. She should have realized something was different when she was greated with so many “hayay girl” welcomes....