sporting quotes - specifically this ashes

[Ken Gargett]

there are endless great quotes, of course, but a couple from the ashes.

An Aussie at the match this evening asked one of the BBC team how many wickets he thought England would lose tonight. 3 or 4 max, said the BBC man. the Aussie responded, "first or second innings?"

my fave from the first test was jimmy anderson when asked

about steve smith's brilliant innings. "i wouldn't say our plan for him didn't work, but we didn't get him out".