Humor - Mans' best friend

[SignalJoe]

A man was leaving the convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said:
"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My wife's."
''What happened to her?"

"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her. You see I'm a Vet and this is my service dog"

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
The Vet answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."

A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.

"Can I borrow the dog?"
The Vet replied, "Get in line."

[Rustyman]

Classic.

[jwr0201]

That second hearse dog is worth his weight in premium habanos!  Atta boy!

[Sean3]

Pffffffff...hahahahahaha!