Today's Humor

[Drguano]

A blonde  teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire  herself out as a "handy-woman"

She started  canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the  first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to  do.

"Well, I guess I  could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge  me?"

Delighted, the  girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch  goes ALL the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately."

Later that day, the blonde teenager came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished  already?" the startled husband asked.

"Yes, she replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." 

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip.

“And, by the way," the teenager added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

[Cmelle]

Haha

[BOOIE100]

Awesome ?

[Smoke6]

Almost pee'd myself!  Now that was funny

[oliverdst]

Eheheh

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Good one Dr., thanks for sharing!

[luv2fly]

I love women, blond, brunette, and all in between!  That is spot on for 2 of my college girlfriends God bless them.  Funny stuff Doc!  Keep them coming.  I really enjoy your joke posts!

[Fuzz]

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.
In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!"
In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it and yelled, "Green side up!"
The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing.
In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled, "Green side up!"
The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying turf across the street."