Thursday Funny

[Fuzz AI]

Family Problems

Two men, one Chinese and an Indian, were sitting in a pub drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the Chinese guy, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now I have a hell lot of family problems."

The Chinese said, "Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years... my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife’s my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother, is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems..."

The Indian guy fainted…

[Habanos2000]

You almost need to be a mathematician to follow that one!

[ayepatz]

You joke Fuzz, but a college pal of mine married the daughter (from a previous marriage, before the pedants kick off) of his brother's wife. So his own brother is his step-father, his sister-in-law is his mother-in-law, and his own wife is technically his step-niece.

He's from Orkney.

*insert in-breeding joke here*

[mcease022]

Hahaha I had to read that one over a couple times...

[Fuzz AI]

You joke Fuzz, but a college pal of mine married the daughter (from a previous marriage, before the pedants kick off) of his brother's wife. So his own brother is his step-father, his sister-in-law is his mother-in-law, and his own wife is technically his step-niece.

He's from Orkney.

*insert in-breeding joke here*

Is it wrong of me that I heard banjo music when I read that?

[ayepatz]

Is it wrong of me that I heard banjo music when I read that?

I think that's the local equivalent of Barry White...

[Balboa]

^{this joke reminds me of Bill Wyman}