Friday Funny

[El Presidente]

Wife: What are you going to do today honey?

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: But that’s what you did yesterday?

Husband: Yeah I know but I didn’t finish

[luv2fly]

So true!

[luv2fly]

Every Saturday morning, my wife looks over as we lay in bed and says "what are you doing to today honey?"

I reply "You are looking at it"

[joejack11]

lol i dig.

[irratebass]

[jwr0201]

One afternoon a little lizard was walking through the outback to see his pal the monkey. The monkey calls out, hey little buddy come up here I got some great smoke! So the little lizard climbed up the tree. The little lizard and the monkey smoked a great big joint and got really happy. The little lizard said hey this stuff is great but I have horrible cottonmouth. Well there is a river just down there. So the little lizard climbs down the tree through the brush and started to drink the water. All of a sudden a huge salty crocodile came out of the water. Hey little buddy waz up said the croc. I just got stoned with my pal the monkey. Really said the croc, where is he I want some! He's through the brush and up that bit tree. So the croc walked through the brush and to the tree. The stoned monkey looks at the croc and is stunned. He says, holy **** how much did you drink little buddy???

[sengjc]