Saturday Humor

[Drguano]

Courtesy of Dan Coffey:

A housewife takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work, –– not aware that their 9 year old son is hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's right outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "250 dollars."

After a few weeks, it happens again. The boy's father comes home early –– and the boy and mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "I really don't."
Boy: "I'll tell."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "750 dollars."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!" The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says, "1,000 dollars."

The father says, "It's terrible to over-charge your friends like that.

That is 'way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you

to church and make you confess."

They go to church. The father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Oh, don't start that again!"

[Drguano]

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