The Koala and the Lizard

[Ken Gargett]

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint (as they do!)

When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'

The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.

The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.

A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink..

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,

'Hey Koala!'

So the koala looked down at him and said,

'Holy crap....

How much water did you drink!?'

[Colt45]

And you give Lisa crap!

You are the lizard king, you can do anything...........

[Ken Gargett]

who poked your cage?

[Colt45]

I take offense to your condoning animal cruelty vis a vis getting defenseless animals stoned!

[Ken Gargett]

they could have just said no.

[Optic101]

having a smile in the morning is priceless

[oliverdst]

having a smile in the morning is priceless

having a smile in the end of a crappy day is priceless as well!

[paulF]

lol not sure which is funnier the joke itself or the current conversation between Ken and Colt

[El Presidente]

lol not sure which is funnier the joke itself or the current conversation between Ken and Colt

...it certainly wan't the Joke

[Ken Gargett]

...it certainly wan't the Joke

well thank you, billy crystal.