Prayer - for the Oz brethren

[Joker]

In church I heard a lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer. 

It was so sweet and sincere that I just had to share it.

“Dear Lord,

This has been a tough two or three years.

You have taken my favorite actor Patrick Swayze.

My favorite musician Michael Jackson.

My favorite actress Elizabeth Taylor.

 And now my favorite singer Whitney Houston.

  I just wanted you to know that my favourite politician is Julia Gillard

    AMEN

 

 

[Paul3]

Reminds me of the joke I heard about a guy that finds a bottle on the beach. Out pops a genie that grants the guy 3 wishes with the caveat that his evil ex-wife gets twice as much of whatever this guy wishes for. Wishes number 1 and 2 are the standard more money and hot women falling all over him, but for his third wish he takes his time. The thought of his dog rocket of an ex having twice as much money and twice as many hot guys as he has hot women is just driving him mad. The genie is getting a little impatient when the answer finally comes to this guy...."Genie, go ahead an beat me HALF to death"!!!

[MatthewB]

Gold!