“lawn mower cigar”?

[MatthewB]

I dont usually smoke whilst exerting myself in the garden, however last night I must admit to enjoying a Quintero Nacionales with the kids (plants).

[Rushman]

Well I don't have a yard here in ole Mexico. For my home in Houston, my yard gar was whatever I took to the shop on Saturdays to smoke while my lawn guy cut my yard. Not cuz its huge or I have money to burn, just never bought a mower and am too damn lazy. The only gas powered equipment I want in my garage are cars or motorcycles.

I do smoke when working on either though.

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[MoneyPit]

My wife won't let me use the lawnmower, she says I mow the grass wrong... There's a wrong way? She'll go so far as to even stop me if she catches me mowing. I've learned to accept this and not question it, no sweat off my back. Literally. I smoke whatever I want after I get done weedeating and filling the lawnmower up with gas.

[MatthewB]

My wife won't let me use the lawnmower, she says I mow the grass wrong... There's a wrong way? She'll go so far as to even stop me if she catches me mowing. I've learned to accept this and not question it, no sweat off my back. Literally. I smoke whatever I want after I get done weedeating and filling the lawnmower up with gas.

??? Are you telling us that your wife mows instead.

Dude, does she have a sister...........

[MoneyPit]

??? Are you telling us that your wife mows instead.

Dude, does she have a sister...........

Yep, she is the only person that's allowed to mow.

No sisters. She's great at landscaping but can't cook for nothing. Cereal and sandwiches are her gourmet specialities....

[LLC]

Yep, she is the only person that's allowed to mow.

No sisters. She's great at landscaping but can't cook for nothing. Cereal and sandwiches are her gourmet specialities....

Same for me, I haven't cut the lawn in over twenty years as my wife is the one who insists on doing that. She's also an awesome cook; I must have done something really good in a past life to luck out like this