El Presidente Posted April 7, 2011 Posted April 7, 2011 Thanks to JK 'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'
El Presidente Posted April 7, 2011 Author Posted April 7, 2011 Ken........? Ken.........?Has anyone seen Ken? Ken had a six hour lunch yesterday....When I saw him around 6pm.... he was Einstein
Colt45 Posted April 7, 2011 Posted April 7, 2011 Ken had a six hour lunch yesterday....When I saw him around 6pm.... he was Einstein I was thinking along the lines of the killing first of the oldest and most infirm.
El Presidente Posted April 7, 2011 Author Posted April 7, 2011 I was thinking along the lines of the killing first of the oldest and most infirm. There is a recently filmed Spitbucket clip where Ken is in a wine barrel crushing grapes with his feet....in his underwear. A viewing is guaranteed to make the rest of us infirm
Guest rob Posted April 7, 2011 Posted April 7, 2011 very true.... its very funny to listen to groups of drunk men discuss all matters from religion, politics, sport etc.... they're all experts and can solve any of the world's problems in minutes.
El Presidente Posted April 7, 2011 Author Posted April 7, 2011 very true.... its very funny to listen to groups of drunk men discuss all matters from religion, politics, sport etc.... they're all experts and can solve any of the world's problems in minutes. It is the reason I have always pushed for an open bar when parliament sits
Colt45 Posted April 7, 2011 Posted April 7, 2011 There is a recently filmed Spitbucket clip where Ken is in a wine barrel crushing grapes with his feet....in his underwear. Elephant?
tmac77 Posted April 7, 2011 Posted April 7, 2011 AM I the only one that see the abolute pertect logic in this.. or have I ahd toto maaney bears... opps beers.. oh shiet nevermind
gsmoke Posted April 8, 2011 Posted April 8, 2011 AM I the only one that see the abolute pertect logic in this.. or have I ahd toto maaney bears... opps beers.. oh shiet nevermind If this was Facebook I would Like this comment ... Twice. Then do it again, because I'd forgotten I already had.
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