World Phone Survey

[OZCUBAN]

WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE

Last month a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:

"Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to food shortage in the rest of world?"

The survey was a massive failure because of the following:

1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

8. In Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.

[Fuzz AI]

8. In Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.

So that was what the dude wanted? Just before I hung up, I thought he was calling about changing my phone service provider...

[#2 man]

So that was what the dude wanted? Just before I hung up, I thought he was calling about changing my phone service provider...

Here in the US thats who answers customer service calls