Kiwis are just so good with animals especially Bill

[OZCUBAN]

Bill was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a

sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realised that

they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal

companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus

clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely Bill,

Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until Bill took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,but

there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.

The only survivor was Julia Gillard.

That evening, Bill brought Julia to the evening beach ritual. It was

another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze

- perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again.

He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned

over to Julia and told her he hadn't had sex for months.

Julia batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for

him.

He said, 'Take the dog for a walk!'

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