THE PARANORMAL

[MIKA27]

GHOST SEX

A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks,

'How many people here believe in ghosts?'

About 90 students raise their hands.

Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'

About 40 students raise their hands.

That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'

About 15 students raise their hand.

Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'

Three students raise their hands.

That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'

Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'

The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.

When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'

Ahmed replied, "****, from way back there I thought you said Goats."

[OZCUBAN]

Hi all don't know if any body has seen this was taken on a iphone ,and for those who are iPhone, iPad Challenged

It is a phone camera,and i must admit the 1st 3g phone is average at best ,iphone 4 a different story

Well i digress heres the photo

Ghost in the Mirror(apparently)

Hmm don't know about this one it's the Skeptic in me i guess

Cheers Oz

[MIKA27]

Hi OZ.

I can tell you now that that photo is a fake. The iPhone app store has several apps that allow you to doctor pictures taken on the iPhone and insert ghost images. I know because I've done it myself and scared my daughter in the process.

I took several photos whilst at Cape Otway lighthouse where my daughter is in them. I later inserted a ghost of a young boy and when both my daughter and wife looked at it, they s**t bricks!

Funny at the time but not so as it took a week of being woken late at night by a very scared 7 year old, where we had to comfort her and explain it was all a trick. My wife was not pleased.

[OZCUBAN]

Hi OZ.

I can tell you now that that photo is a fake. The iPhone app store has several apps that allow you to doctor pictures taken on the iPhone and insert ghost images. I know because I've done it myself and scared my daughter in the process.

I took several photos whilst at Cape Otway lighthouse where my daughter is in them. I later inserted a ghost of a young boy and when both my daughter and wife looked at it, they s**t bricks!

Funny at the time but not so as it took a week of being woken late at night by a very scared 7 year old, where we had to comfort her and explain it was all a trick. My wife was not pleased.

Father of the year

[MIKA27]

Father of the year

Thanks OZ. Do I get a box of cigars for that mate!?

[jdeese88]

I don't believe that dead people are floating or walking around among us. But I do believe that there are spirits that are among us. Like I would never mess with an Ouiji board or anyhting like that. I believe those people who try to summon the spirits are acually encountered by some sort of spirit, and it may or may not give that person some sort of powers.

But has anyone ever seen orbs in pictures that you have taken??

My wife is into all that and believes in paranormal stuff. Two times we have taken pictures and an orb appeared in them. One time it was on halloween and we were in a hotel in New Orleans. Someone took of picture of me and my wife and there was an orb plain as day right next to me.

Another time, we were going on one of those haunted ghost tours in New Orleans. We got to a part where the tour guide told us that in this building sometimes a ghost is seen in this window about 3 stories up. So my wife takes a picture of that window. Later in the week when we develop the picture, there is an orb close to the window he was talking about.

Kind of weird how both times we have ever caught an orb on camera was on halloween and a haunted ghost tours. I think its just something that caused it with the camera. Maybe reflection of light from the sun?? Could it be a coincidence. But my wife believes its some sort of spirit. Weird and fun to talk about.

Does anyone else have any experience with orbs or can give an explaination why orbs appear in some pictures??

[MIKA27]

Unsure about Orbs Louisiana but I have heard of them in pictures before.

It's a strange phenomenon that many have encountered be they from camera flash lighting or from real entities.

I have an open mind I guess until proven otherwise.

Inform your wife to check out a great podcast via iTunes/Internet: The paranormal podcast

I'd love to check out New Orleans sometime. Home of Voodoo!

[jdeese88]

They say Marie Laveau still walks the streets of the French Quarter. And you can see her only when you have had 3 hurricanes and a hand grenade.