zxcvbnm

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  1. The U.S government trashed their idea of building a wall between the Texas/Mexico border and decided to just hire Chuck Norris. He killed so many Mexican immigrants from roundhouse kicks to the face that they now call him Carlos. No, but Chuck Norris' real name is Carlos???? That's like Jesus' name turning out to be Jimmy. Jimmy Christ. I'm hammered drunk.
  2. When Chuck Norris gets into a pool he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
  3. If you smoked one and they tasted the goods it would be most likely a better thing they left off a label. Counterfeiters would try even harder to make the box look legit. One label gone and one sale would be gone. Pictures would always be great for this part of the forum to see examples of what we shouldn't look for while traveling.
  4. Faker than plastic titties. I'm pretty sure there are no boxes with plastic tops in any of the Habanos brands.
  5. You should make a ****in magazine or something. I really do enjoy reading these articles while smoking a little half corona. Keep them coming.
  6. I think The Departed is one of the greatest films ever made. I'm looking forward to seeing a new Scorcese film called Ashecliffe aka Shutter Island which inevitably stars Leonardo Dicaprio. It is slated to be released October 2, 2009. Another movie I am very interested to see this year is called Inglorious Basterds directed by Quentin Tarantino. It is primarily a look at World War II through the eyes of Quentin Tarantino who also wrote the movie. No pun intended, it is going to be sick. It is said to be released August 21, 2009. Also I know there are a lot of Aussies on this forum and I know that Hugh Jackman is from Australia. I have to say that I just saw X Men: Origins and it was probably the worst film I have ever seen in my life. I really enjoyed the first two X-Men movies too. This one was incredibly terrible though.
  7. The best cheaper cigar going is the Upmann Coronas Major and the Por Larranaga Montecarlos.
  8. Hoyo de Monterrey Salomon Trinidad Double Corona La Gloria Cubana Robusto --any expansion on the Ramon Allones line
  9. Obama is only naive to having a one track mind. Something we've suffered from immensely in the last four years specifically. He's been in office for less than 4 months and everyone's got a death wish for this guy. Give it a break, really. He's got more pressure on him than any other president has since 1865. I think a lot more. There's way too many touchy issues in America right now. The majority of are all serious. This isn't one of them.
  10. I think the guy on the left is sayin why the H are you reading that crummy magazine highly influenced by advertising. And the guy on the right says shortly after, i don't know but they got this guy sitting naked in bed advertising a cigar. Bloody insane man! If they give that cigar a good rating it's because they paid a heck of a lot for that ad, or the CA editors are a bunch of poopy pushers.
  11. Thanks, when i first read stuff on here it was really pissing me off.....i really enjoy the SCDLH EP'S and the PSDC#2'S. I felt like i was ****in Russel Crowe in that beautiful mind movie, breaking codes. It wouldn't hurt to say connaisseur #2's or principes. Were getting lazier and lazier in here in America. --The reason why president bush didn't respond quickly to hurricane katrina isn't because it's a primarily black city. It's because the residents in New Orleans became so lazy that they took their own city's name of New Or-leens and they pronounce it Nawlens. The true mark of laziness.
  12. Okie Dokie I'm new to the forum and I'm a big fan. It's a great way to manage your spending on these wonderful cigars. I've only been smoking for a year but I have had the privilege to taste and enjoy some of the finest cigars in the world. Cohiba siglo's, montecristo 4's and 5's, ashton vsg's, padron 1926's, tatuaje red labels, brown labels. I really enjoy rocky patel's cigars at these early stage of my cigar life. I really believe i know a lot about cigars already because I have read pretty much everything there is book wise, all the internet blogs, articles. A lot of stuff. Although, and this is a big although; The lingo you guys use for the cigar names I am having real trouble with!!!! I know the RASS. That's about it. I know usually people ask for good cigars for a beginner or novice but I feel I shouldn't trouble you awesome guys with another one of those questions which probably include cigars you don't enjoy any longer. A list would be great!!!! Greetings from America.....I'm a big fan.

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