Hello gentlemen.. Miss Me???
Well two weeks and three days ago, I believe it was a thursday, I was selling a litle italian bestro table and chaior set to a young lady and her child... I walked out to the garrage and promptly passed out while knocking over a dryer. I frightened the gal so much she called a neighbor who called 911. Ok Off to the ER where they tell me i am Anemic and should have a transfussion.. It was the last game of the Lakers playoffs i said screw you I'll eat a rare steak and got my ass out of there in time for the game.. By Sunday, i was feeling like crap and my left foot decided to get a case of gout and my right knee decided to become septic at the joint.
I had a friend drive me back up and i checked myself in.. Three units of blood and one unit of iron the sent me home.. Ah HAAAA The doc NEVER addressed the gout or the knee.. With every beat of my heart it was like needles in my knee and my foot was swollen 3 times too big.
So now it was Wednesday and i could not move No walking just moaning.. I was upstairs so here qwe go again with 3 Large Paramedics hustling me down a flight of stairs in a patio chair to the gurney.... Back in the ER.. They drain my kne and start antibiotics.. Cool 3 days later Staurday, the send me home. I'm feeling better.. i go to the bar .. Singing Karaoke... A buddy comes up to say goodbye.. i turn to say goodbye and push the barstool away... Bar stool stays and i go over backwards and hit my head on a foot rest on the table behind me...
You guessed it... Back to ER... Luckily for observation only.... 5 am Monday they kick me out.. What a frickin week... on meds and doin fine now.. Just finished Cohiba Subline i had stashed. I Managed to keep out of the ER this past week... I have las Vegas planned for Sunday with a long Legged Wild Thing... My luck has got to change... I'll keep ya posted... Hey Rob.. I'l say Hi to Kelli for ya..
BTW.. I've lost 20lbs since that pic when El Presidente" was at the Wynn...