Day Off

[Colt45]

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not

allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then

he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the

ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what

I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that

the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are

you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a

couple of days.

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And

where do you think you're going?"

She said, "I'm going home too, I can 't work in the dark."

[tigger]

[El Presidente]

:lol2:

[TexaSmoke]