Q & A.............Dogs & Cats

[Trevor2118]

Q. HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB

A. Golden Retriever: “The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got my whole life ahead of me, and you are worrying about a stupid light bulb?”

A. Border Collie: “Just one, and then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code!”

A. Dachshund: “You know I can’t reach that high!”

A. Rottweiler: “Make me!!”

A. Boxer: “Who Cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark!”

A. Labrador: “Oh, me, me! Can I? Pleeeese let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeese, please, please, please!”

A. German Shepherd: “I’ll change it as soon as I lead everyone out of the dark, check to make sure that I haven’t missed anyone, and then do a quick perimeter check to make sure no one has taken advantage of the situation!”

A. Jack Russell Terrier: “I’ll pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and ceiling!”

A. Old English Sheep Dog: “Light bulb? I don’t see any light bulb!”

A. Cocker Spaniel: “Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark!”

A. Chihuahua: “Yo quiero taco bulb!” (or “we don’t need no stinking light bulb”)

A. Greyhound: “It isn’t moving, so who cares?”

A. Australian Cattle-dog: “First I’ll round up all the new bulbs into a corner!”

A. French Poodle: “I’ll just blow into the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house my nails will be dry!”

Q. HOW MANY CATS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB

A. All cats: “Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is “How long will it be before I can expect some light, my dinner, and a massage”.”

All of which proves that while dogs have masters, cats have staff.

[Colt45]

» All of which proves that while dogs have masters, cats have staff.

No question - people train dogs, cats train people.

[Cam]

A. German Shepherd: “I’ll change it as soon as I lead everyone out of the dark, check to make sure that I haven’t miss anyone, and then do a quick perimeter check to make sure no one has taken advantage of the situation!”

haha i have a german shepard puppy named Deutsche post photos when I get a new camera!