Joke de jour VI - American politics and Cigars

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An excellent little picture and a joke for the day, the magazine cover was found on a website also a direct quote from the comedian..

Monica Lewinsky traded in her cucumber for a presidential cigar. -- That's cucumber as in "Why a cucumber is better than a man" jokes.

During a test drive of her new joy toy in the Oral Sex Office, Monica gave the president a floor show rarely seen outside cheap bars in Tijuana. To demonstrate his support for performance art, Clinton was spanking his monkey.

Maybe we can get a good porn movie out of this:

"The President, the Intern and the Cigar"

"A Girl and Her Cigar."

"Mr. Cigar goes to Washington."

"The Cigar in Ms. Lewinsky."

"Monica Does the Oval Office."

With this administration, you really have to wonder, "Was it a Cuban cigar?"

Is Clinton having a "Cuban Cigar Crisis?"

Are the Republicans waiting for a "smoking cigar" before they impeach?

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