Fatshotbud Posted December 8, 2006 Posted December 8, 2006 A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, 2 black eyes and a 5 iron wrapped around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife. At a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it ... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. "That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asked the doctor. "Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours! I don't remember much after that".
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