Marital Bliss

[Colt45]

A man and his ever nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were

there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her

shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here for $150."

The man thought about it and very quickly told him he would just have to have her

shipped home, no ifs, ands, or buts.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you want to spend $5,000 to ship your wife

home, when it would be most wonderful to be buried here in the Holy Land costing

only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days

later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.

[Tony Maduro]

:-) I think I'll have to tell that one to my pastor.