One of the things that really ERKS me!!!

[Roy R. Frush]

» The ultimate mooch happened to me last month. I was at a bar having a

» couple drinks when the guy next to me ask me the brand I'm smoking cause

» it smells good. After he learned it was cuban he asked if he could have a

» couple of "puffs". I didn't know this guy from Adam. I said no but he

» persisted. I told him he probally wouldn't want to as I was just

» diagnosed with Legionaires disease. He got a wierd look and quickly left!

Nice one! Although this chap was probably more interested in "puffing" on something else of yours. The communicable disease risk probably killed his libido...

[tey]

i see people smoking fakes all the time at a cigar lounge I frequent. I hold back from saying anything because it looks like they are enjoying themselves too much.

[connoiseur29]

Pour a glass of scotch, pull up the lawn chair, put your feet up, light up the real deal in front of him, blow smoke in his face and just grin.

[El Presidente]

» Ha Ha HA Ken. I already fixed that bloke. My daughters boyfriend did ask

» for a cigar so I gave him a Hoyo Petit Pyrimides. Strong as death and full

» of nicotine. Made him sick as a dog eatin cat ****.

»

» What on earth could posess a guy to want to suck another mans stick? If he

» says yes to the tounge kiss Rob do you then share your cigar with him?

Mel, There are already rumours running around locally that I am *** (whole other thread entirely ;-) )