Why Tubos Why?

[loose_axle]

I've spent all day trying to write a report but distracted the entire time about what is an intelligent question about a tubo? 

I then thought who the devil sets people to pose cunning questions about a tube that contains another tube made of leaves? 

A Masochist I thought, or a Tubo Tosser. I then began singing the Tubo that Stumped them all (a take on DT's the test that stumped them all). 

Thanks @El Presidente thanks to your kind thread, I've gone full retard. 

[yuppie]

All this Toob Talk giving us TUNNEL vision!