Fat Bastid Competition Starts: Register This Week Here.

[El Presidente]

 

 

Welcome to the 2026 International Fat Bastard Competition!

12 week (ish) challenge

 

 

So the journey begins!  

The Rules:

1. Register in the week Monday 26th of January and  Friday the 30th of January on this thread

Registration entails taking a photo of your feet on some scales In the photo we need to see your starting weight. There is no need to remove nail polish but please trim your toe nails 

*No dangly bits to be shown in the photo
*Digital scales are preferred (save us some bloody work!)
*Set your scales to Metric if you can. if you can't, no problem.

Example. Make sure the readout is clearly seen. 

2. Give us an update (no photo required) in the First weekend of March and The First Weekend of April.  Do it on this thread.


Lise will post a progressive spreadsheet of those who post. Miss a weigh in and you are out 

5. On the First weekend of May take another photo of your feet on the scales with your finishing weight ( FAT BASTARD CSI team will match closing feet to opening feet 
 

*Largest weight loss as a % of starting weight wins a box of cigars to be chosen by myself.

It is all about having a little bit of fun and starting the year on a healthy "ish" note with some cigars to provide a little motivation 

Get those photos in between Monday 26th of January and  Friday the 30th of January 

Cheers

Rob

[mmmstogies]

Giving this a go. Need to get in shape because I'm getting married this year.

A box of cigars would be an amazing wedding present

[El Presidente]

....so far your winning 🤣