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"I have been likened to Jesus. Once, I got so drunk and blacked. Three days later, I woke up in a cave...."

"Whisky is a spirit, and spirit is another word for ghost. Therefore, I am not an alcoholic.... I'm a Ghostbuster!"

"Thank you craft breweries, for making my drinking seem like a neat hobby"

"I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk! We go to parties!!"

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