Breathing is bad for your health too

[guilow]

:-D :-D :-D

Nice post!

[gehrig24]

absolutely priceless, great to have you back in action.

[Colt45]

Hey, if it's on the internet, it must be true!

[n2advnture]

ROFLMAO!!!

[ALB]

welcome back Mr rumrogue,

We have missed your humour & posts greatly, & look forward to many more this year.

Is it too early for you to start the sledge about the next ashes yet?

[genevapics]

Nice post.

[skid11]

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7

minutes your eyes will explode and your genitals will go black and drop

off and you will have bad luck for the next 12 months!

Rumrogue I only managed to send 142,000 emails ! I'm not too worried about the bad luck or my eyes but my genitals are beggining to itch. I'll end this post here as the radiation from my computer monitor may be cooking my brain.

[Loki]

Nice post. But I'm having a hard time reading it, probably from touching my genitals too much or so they say.:-D

[spsurfin]

It’s too bad you are not friends of the wife of the Minister of Nigeria who needs to send 250 million dollars into your account. I mean really, all she needs is your account number.

[DocRKS]

Studies at the University of XYZ123 have concluded that there is in fact a direct correlation between Breathing and Death...... They have published their research that proves beyond any doubt that if you have ever drawn a breath on this planet - eventually death is inevitable !!!! and the government only spent $840K to prove this theory... Cheap at twice the price !!!;-)

[kab55]

Isn't everything bad for you in one way or another?

[rumrogue]

My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the

time and trouble to send me email "forwards" over the past 12 months.

Extra thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap getting into

the glue used on envelopes because I now have to go & get a wet sponge

every time I need to seal an envelope.

Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can

remove toilet stains, dissolve 1p coins and was used successfully

instead of oil in a car engine.

You will be glad to know I have sent my Bank details to a Mr.Uduwole in

Nigeria and he is going to share his deceased uncle's £1,000,000 with me.

Until then I no longer have any money at all - but that will change

once I receive the £15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for

participating in their special email programme.

I no longer send my bank details online in case anyone is tapped in & watching which keys I'm hitting.

I no longer put my name on any forms or emails in case anyone steals my

identity!

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be

pricked with a sharp point infected with AIDS and could die.

I no longer leave my drink unattended whilst out socialising in case

someone should drug me with Rohypnol and shags me.

I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually genetically

modified hybrid mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I have cancelled the Christmas turkey in case I catch bird flu.

I no longer worry about my soul because at the last count I have

363,214 angels looking out for me.

Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I

forward an e-mail to seventeen of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

Also due to your concern in sending me the host of virus warnings, I

have successfully managed to delete the entire contents of my hard disk

3 times, replaced my hard disk twice and now no longer open mails from anyone at

all!

Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now

return the favour!

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7

minutes your eyes will explode and your genitals will go black and drop

off and you will have bad luck for the next 12 months!

Happy New Year

;-)

[rumrogue]

sp

I'll pass mate. She sent me an email & enclosed a picture.

Way too ugly. Musta been on the ugly pills since birth.

But you go ahead & be my guest.

:-D