Tomorrow is International Talk like a Pirate Day. Who knew?!

[JY0]

Argggggh!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

[Scdalak]

What time did the Pirate go to the Dentist??????

"TOOTH-HURTTY" ARGGGGGGGGGGG

Please tip your Waiters and Waitresses...

[Drguano]

Who knew? Why most any seafaring man jack worth his salt! Don't get me started...

[mazolaman]

But why are they called Pirates.....

....because they AARRRGHHHHH....

[Loki]

I have known about this for years.

Back in 2006 while at a large data center under construction about 50 electricians all wore eye patches and bandanas , talked like pirates .

A skull and crossbones flag was hoisted above the tool trailer.

[AndrewNR]

Yeah I got reminded on facebook, Known about it awhile. Makes for a bit of fun generally

[marty922]

Which Star Wars robot is a pirate's favourite? aarrrghh 2-d2

[Cletus]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down the front of his pants.

Bartender: "Hey buddy, what's with the steering wheel in your pants?"

Pirate: "Yaarrr....it's driving me fu&%ing nuts!"

[jpn]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down the front of his pants.

Bartender: "Hey buddy, what's with the steering wheel in your pants?"

Pirate: "Yaarrr....it's driving me fu&%ing nuts!"

You beat me to that one,very funny.

Pirate went golfing he shot Parrrrrrr!!!

[Drguano]

Let's see if any of you miserable Chardonnay swillin' Volvo driving, namby pamby dry docked wankers can solve this here riddle. Wot has eight eyes and eight legs?

[Scdalak]

Wow some of these are really bad.... Mods, time to lock it!??

[Drguano]

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Let's see if any of you miserable Chardonnay swillin' Volvo driving, namby pamby dry docked wankers can solve this here riddle. Wot has eight eyes and eight legs?

Times up! Eight pirates!

[Scdalak]

Times up! Eight pirates!

[Colt45]

Let's see if any of you miserable Chardonnay swillin' Volvo driving, namby pamby dry docked wankers can solve this here riddle.

Nothing wrong with chardonnay - depending on style, of course - hold on whilst I relieve the cramp from my pinkie.

P.S. I think it should be this har riddle....

[Drguano]

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Tough crowd!

[mazolaman]

How did captain Hook die...?

He got an itchy Arrrrse.

[Drguano]