I have one. So a guys on his way home after a long day in the office. 2 min from home he gets pulled over and he's thinking holy shite I don't need this right now. So the officer walks on over and says sir you were going a little fast. The guy says I know officer I just want to get home I'm tired and a long day at work plus I'm broke, I can't afford this ticket. Officer says ok fine ill ask a question you get it right and ill let you off. Hell yes officer, shoot! Officer goes, your driving at night and you see two headlights behind you, what is it? Guy goes oh that's easy as pie, it's a car! Officer says I know it's a car, but is it a Honda or a dodge? Guy says ahh that's impossible come on officer. Officer says alright last chance. Your driving at night and you see one headlight behind you, what is it? Gys says aha that's easy it's a motorcycle! Now I can go right? No no no I know it's a motorcycle, but is it a Suzuki or a Harley? Guys livid now wtf officer that's not fair. Officers chuckling Ashe hands the ticket over. Guy says hey officer I got a question for you. Officer laughs and says shoot! So your driving downtown late at night and you see this gorgeous broad with large breasts long legs and high heels hair all done etc, what is it? Officer says ha too easy, it's a prostitute! Guy says I know it's a prostitute, but is it your mother or your daughter!