I have my own humidor guard ? His name is (King) Ymer. In the nordic mythology Ymer was a giant.
He likes cigars, during the summer I put a cigar on the table outside while I was getting a drink. When I came back out the cigar was gone...I saw that Ymer was up to something in the bushes, the cigar was full of bite marks. He was rather strange for a while after that (nicotine?) ?
However, he is a real champ and a true companion, very active and always up to something