El Presidente Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 3 am in the morning. Hallway of Nacional in underwear. Locked out of room...but holding a camera? Ken...would you like to elaborate before I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 all i can say is don't tell rob anything in confidence. i find this a completely unnecessary, derogatory attack that is nothing more than your squallid attempt to sully my clean-living image in response to my completely unnecessary derogatory attack that did sully your already sadly tarnished reputation. but as usual, you have cocked it up. 3 in the arvo, not that it happened, not in the morning and it was completely innocent, not that anything happened. would take to long to write out the details but yes, there was one embarassed aussie in the corridor singing 'one day...' (the old rio advert). it all had to do with the location of the outer rooms in the executive suite and a gust of wind when i opened the window to take shots of the malecon and so on. and one quick thinking maid who helped herself to all the loot she could spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habanablue Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 » 3 am in the morning. Hallway of Nacional in underwear. Locked out of » room...but holding a camera? » » » Ken...would you like to elaborate before I do? Sorry Rob, but photographic evidence is required on these posts...words just don't cut it anymore.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted March 12, 2007 Author Share Posted March 12, 2007 So we have it confirmed that it did occur Now for the important questions. You were in your underpants......why did you need your camera.....and what were you photographing ;-) Why weren't you in your own room at the time......ie why were you snooping in the adjoining room....with a camera? Is it true you were wearing your favourite Elephant Ear Undies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mef Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 classic... tat's why FOH is tha best cigar forum...awesome !!! mef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 » So we have it confirmed that it did occur » » Now for the important question. » » You were in your underpants......why did you need your camera.....and what » were you photographing ;-) i could simply repost the post above which kinda gives it away. as mentioned, photographing the malecon from the outer room in the exec suite when the wind from the open window blew the intervening door shut with the key inside. so i had to go outside to get assistance. i have typed this as slowly as i could so you might understand this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 i might point out that the elephant ear comment above wa a later edit. nothing like speedy repartee when you've had three hours to think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy2 Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 » i have typed this as slowly as i could so you might understand this time. Rob now Ken is saying your to slow in he head wow whats going on here... This is going to be a classic once its over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sig 111 Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 geesus,the visual I am getting is too much.I dont know about you Ausies!:-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 » Is it true you were wearing your favourite Elephant Ear Undies? or was it pinocchio panties....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cam Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 » » Is it true you were wearing your favourite Elephant Ear Undies? » » or was it pinocchio panties....... mwahahhahahahahahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cam Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 » more than your squallid attempt to sully my clean-living image in response LMFAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 and so we have the brother grimm at it again. do you ever get tired of posting complete fiction? i'm feeling so ill at these unnecessary slurs that i'm off to take a mylanta. how about you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokin_Safari Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 » and so we have the brother grimm at it again. do you ever get tired of » posting complete fiction? i'm feeling so ill at these unnecessary slurs » that i'm off to take a mylanta. how about you? Sorry buddy - we were just feeling better when this photo appeared. no wonder we all caught so much fish with this luca water beast chasing them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted March 13, 2007 Author Share Posted March 13, 2007 » Sorry buddy - we were just feeling better when this photo appeared. no » wonder we all caught so much fish with this luca water beast chasing them! Great to hear from you Marty! Marty was an integral part of our tour folks......he runs Cuba these days ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted November 15, 2008 Author Share Posted November 15, 2008 So there we have it. A grown man....(with a fondness for "dressing up")....caught in the hallway of the Nacional Hotel at 3 o'clock in the afternoon.....wearing nothing more than his "elephant ear" underpants....with a Digital SLR camera in his hand. After trolling his floor looking for assistance....inciting hundreds of tourists into near panic....a brave Camarera approached him calmly and listened attentedly to the story of how Ken managed to enter his adjacent room (illegally) in order to take photo's of the Malecon (his 300th of the trip.....although it comes to mind that 3pm is the time kids leave school ). The Camarera then agrees to lead him back to his room (by the trunk? ) and then accepting the rather large bribe to keep quiet. The stuff one normally only associates with British Politicians and the front page of "The Sun" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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