Hump Day Humour : 160MPH

[El Presidente]

 

 

A man buys a sports car and is really beginning to enjoy it when he sees flashing lights in the rearview mirror. He guns it and is rapidly up to 160mph when he realizes what he is doing. He slows down, then pulls over and soon the cop pulls up behind him.

The cop comes up to the window and asks, “What were you thinking, taking off like that?”

“Well,” the man replies after thinking about it for a bit, “a few years ago a highway patrol officer ran off with my wife.”

“What does that have to do with anything.”

“I thought you were bringing her back.”    

[Fuzz]

 

[canadianbeaver]

Adding this here. WTH

 

CB