how to tell your mates are bored...

[Ken Gargett]

 

received this, this morning, from one of my mates who is normally so busy he would not have time to rsvp to his own daughter's wedding.

 

 

 

Only in Brisbane,  I swear!! ? me! I drive into the servo on Lutwyche Road on my way home to fill up last night. I noticed 2 police were watching a woman who was smoking while filling her car up. I thought, is she stupid, crazy, or both, especially with the police standing RIGHT there?! ?.. I minded my own business filled the car up and went inside to pay. As we were paying for the fuel, we heard someone screaming!! I looked outside and I saw that this woman's arm was on fire!!!! She was swinging her arm, running around and going nuts!! I ran outside, the police had the woman on the ground and they were putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and put her in the police car.

I was a bit shocked, couldn't believe they arrested her, surely she ought to be in an ambulance, not a police car?! Me being nosey as I am, I asked the policeman what they were arresting her for.

He looked at me, dead serious, and said,


 

 

"WAVING A FIRE ARM”!!

 

 

[cigcars]

    **People are gonna be stupid no matter how much it's obvious they're endangering theirs and others' lives. Hopefully, she'll have learned her lesson.

[Ken Gargett]

29 minutes ago, cigcars said:

    **People are gonna be stupid no matter how much it's obvious they're endangering theirs and others' lives. Hopefully, she'll have learned her lesson.

i think it might have be meant as a joke and was something someone made up.