is there anyone out there kiwis don't offend?

[Ken Gargett]

it would be hard to think of a place further away, or with less reason to insult, but they managed it!!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/marlborough-express/news/6664537/Finns-dump-Kiwi-beers-is-wine-next

[Marker]

My CEO is a kiwi. I have nothing bad to say about him.

[Orion21]

^^^^^.... to his face

[NJP]

Like my Kiwi mate just said" Aussie, Kiwi we both pride ourselves on shooting straight from the hip. So we are always in the Poop only the depth varies."

[Marker]

^^^^^.... to his face

Nah Aaron, he is a good guy. Met him twice already and nothing bad to say.

[MIKA27]

Gee, some people should just suck it up and not take these things so seriously...

Ohhhh! An oldie but a goodie:

How can you tell if a Kiwis' been to your fridge?

Love bites on your leg of lamb!

[Ken Gargett]

My CEO is a kiwi. I have nothing bad to say about him.

indeed, my mother also always told me that if i had nothing nice to say, i should say nothing at all.

actually, some of my best friends....

and on the topic of oldies, what do you call a kiwi in a suit?

the defendent.

[Rehman]

I like kiwis. Fond of all flightless birds, I am. Cassowaries, for example. They're even nice to say; makes you think of how they might best be cooked. "Cassowary Casserole", it just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it, like drool. And emus, who wouldn't like emus? They're as adorable as ostriches and easier to spell. And rheas, I like them too. (The one married to Danny De Vito is not really a bird, some of you may be surprised to learn.) But kiwis are my favourite. They are an excellent source of Vitamin C.

(Incidentally, do you know why they filmed "Lord of the Rings" in New Zealand? Because that's where Orcland is, and no airline lets those fellows on.)

I'm sorry, I've not been feeling myself lately.